YEAH, SO HOW THE @*$$%#" ARE YA?! DOIN' GOOD HERE!!
AFTER @$%#" LAS DUMBASS I HEADED OFF TO L.A. AND IT WAS GREAT!
AT LEAST IT WAS GREAT EXCEPT THE DRINKING WHICH @%$#& SUCKED...ALL THEY DRINK THERE IS DOUBLE %$#@ DECAF LATTE BLAH BLAH BLAH. THE FEW BARS THAT I DID CHECK OUT WERE $%&# OVERPRICED AND FULL OF YUPPIES.
BUT THE REST OF L.A. WAS AMAZING. I WENT TO THE FAMOUS BEACHES AND SWAM NEAR WHERE BAYWATCH WAS MADE!! @&%$# AWESOME!!
I CHECKED OUT GEORGE CLOONEY'S STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME THING...GEOOORGIIIE!! *@$#% A!!
AND I TOOK ONE OF THOSE CHEESEY HOLLYWOOD RIDES WHERE YOU CHECK OUT THE MOVIE STAR'S HOUSES. I TANKED UP FIRST OF COURSE AND HAD ME A &%$@# GREAT TIME!!
BUT YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHO I SAW IN SOME PONCY RESTAURANT IN BEVERLY HILLS!
LUKE PERRY FROM BEVERLY HILLS 90210!! %$#@* A I DID!!
I MANAGED TO TALK TO HIM AND WE @*%&$# SLAGGED JASON PRIESTLY OFF LIKE CRAZY!! HAHAHAHAHA!
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. HE SEEMED TO LIKE ME SO HE INVITED ME TO A PARTY, SO I SAID @%$#* A I WILL GO!! THE PARTY WAS GREAT, QUALITY ALCOHOL AND LOTS OF FAMOUS NUTTERS!
I MET JENNY GARTH AND TORI SPELLING...WOW!! TORI WAS %$#@* FUNNY! GREAT DRINKER TOO!!
SEAN PENN WAS THERE TOO AND WE SLAGGED OFF MADONNA TOGETHER!! HAHAHAHA!
GREAT @$%&# PLACE L.A.!
ANYWAYS, I ALSO WENT TO EAST L.A. TO SEE JUST HOW %&$# TOUGH IT IS. WHAT A @%$# JOKE!! I WENT TO A CHEAP BAR THERE AND TWO RUDE LOOKIN' GUYS IN HAIR NETS APPROACHED ME ALL TOUGH LIKE. ONE SAID I LOOKED LIKE A MAN SO I DECKED HIM WITH A %&$# LEFT JAB...KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD!! %&$#@ WOOSIE! TURNS OUT HE WAS SOME GANG LEADER SO THE NEIGHBOURHOOD FEARS ME NOW!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'LL TELL YOU MORE LATER.
CHEERS!
