5AM

HEY, TIS' ME AGAIN MATES!!
BEEN #$%&@ BUSY GETTING MY INTERNET PRESENCE BACK INTO ORDER TONIGHT.
OF COURSE THIS HAD TO $%&#* WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE PUB SO IT'S KIND OF @%&$# LATE NOW.
I'M NOW ALL SET UP ON *@%&$# TWITTER AND FACEBOOK. NEXT I'M GONNA LOOK FOR SOME RX7 WEBSITES AND SEE IF THERE ARE ANY ACTIVE GROUPS TO &%$@ JOIN.
LOVE MY RX7, %&$#@ BRILL TAIL HAPPY BEAST!! BUT I SAW A @%&$#* GREAT LOOKING 67' MUSTANG TODAY FOR SALE AND THOUGHT THAT IS MORE LIKE ME, MAY HAVE TO &%$#@ DIP INTO MY SAVINGS AND GET IT. WHAT THE $%@*!!
ANYWAY, MIKE BENNETT AND EDWARD G. TALBOT ARE NOW MY CHUMS ON FACEBOOK, %&$#@ TWO ACE PODCAST NOVELISTS, CHECK EM' OUT WHY DON'T YA. DO IT!! DO IT!!
%&$#, TIME FOR BED METHINKS.
NIGHT ALL.
CHEERS!

I'M $#%&@* BACK!!

YEAH, I'M BACK YA #$%&@ MUGS!!
BEEN GONE A WHILE AY!! LET'S JUST SAY I HAD TO GET MY $#%&@ PRIORITIES %$#&@* SORTED OUT...YEAH, YOU GUESSED IT, I %&$#"@ NEEDED MORE DRINKING TIME!!! HAHAHAHA!
NAH, ACTUALLY I GOT TIRED OF THE INTERNET FOR A WHILE, KINDA MOODY I %$#@# AM AT TIMES!! I DELETED MY TWITTER ACCOUNT AS WELL AS FACEBOOK. BUT I #$@*#% MISSED MY ONLINE CHUMS SO HERE I AM AGAIN, FOR A $#%&@ WHILE ANYWAY!!
SO HOW THE $#%" ARE YA? PRETTY #$%@ GOOD MYSELF.
WHILE I WAS AWAY I WENT TO %$&#@* AUSSIE AND DROVE ACROSS THE WHOLE $#%@* COUNTRY, AND CRIPES WHAT A TRIP!! I'LL TELL YOU MORE ABOUT THAT LATER.
GOTTA %&$#@ FIX THE CAR, $%#@* TRANSMISSION NEEDS REPLACING.
LATER DUDES!!
CHEERS!

IT'S %&$#@ HOT!!

YEAH, SO HOW THE #$#%@ ARE YAS?
MAN IS IT HOT THIS @%&$# SUMMER OR WHAT YA MUGS?!
THE BEER FRIDGE IS A GREAT %&$#@ PLACE TO BE THESE DAYS. OPEN IT UP, CRACK OPEN A @%&$# BREWSKI AND DRINK WITH MY *@$%&# BIG HEAD IN AMONGST THE COLD BEERS!
@*+%&$# AAAA!
SO I TRIED A NEW &%$# IDEA THIS SUMMER...BEER POOL!
YEAH!
FILL A *@%&$# KIDDIES PADDLE POOL WITH BEER!
IF YOU BUY IN BULK FROM %$&#@* BEERKING, YOU CAN GET 100L OF BEER AT A *$%&#@ REASONABLE PRICE.
THEN FILL UP YOUR %&$#@* PADDLE POOL WITH BEER!
*$%#& BEER SOAKED BLISS!
&%$@* NEAR DROWNED AT ONE POINT. TRIED TO DRINK WHILE UNDER BEER BUT @&%$# CHOKED ON IT!!
SO I JUST GOT MY @%&$#* OLD BEER STEIN INSTEAD AND DRANK WHILE SOAKING IN THE BREW!
$@@@@@@@@$#" A! *@%&$ GOOD!
SMELLED OF BEER FOR DAYS! @%&$# YEAH!
HAVE A GOOD ONE YA %&$#* MUGS!

My &%$#@ cd collection

HIYA YA MONGRELS, HOW THE @%&$ ARE YA?!
DOIN' %&$@* GOOD MYSELF, THANKS FOR ASKING!! HAHAHAHA!
SO YEAH, I WANNA TELL YA ABOUT MY $%&#@+ CD COLLECTION BECAUSE IT'S &%$#@+* AWESOME!!
YEARS AGO I $%&#@ HAD LP'S BUT THEY @$%&# SUCKED ASS! %&$@* THINGS GOT SCRATCHED AND THE *%&$# NEEDLE JUMPED EVERY %&$#@* TIME YA DID THE POGO! *@%$& THAT!
SO WHEN CD'S CAME ALONG I WAS $%&#@ CHUFFED!
I HAD TO REPLACE MY ALL MY @*+&%$ VINYL LP'S WITH &%$#@ CD'S BUT IT WAS &$%&# WORTH IT!
ANYWAY, I HAVE A HUGE *$%&# COLLECTION, ABOUT 2000 CD'S AT LAST COUNT...%&$#~ A!!!
AS YOU +@%$& KNOW I LIKE WILLIE NELSON...HE $%&#@* ROCKS! I $%&#@* HAVE ALL OF HIS ALBUMS AND I AM THE $%&#" BOOTLEGGER WHO RECORDED THE 'LIVE IN EAST TUPELO' ALBUM!! YEEEEAHH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
WILLIE IS A GOOD MAN, %%&&$# GOOD GUY! I MET HIM ONCE ON MY AMERICAN ROAD TRIP AND WE DRANK EACH OTHER @*+&%$ SILLY! HE DRINKS GOOD! HAHAHA%&$#HA!
I ALSO HAVE LOTS OF REGGAE ALBUMS, EARLY PUNK, SKA, PSYCHOBILLY, POLKA, METAL, HARDCORE, HEAPS OF COUNTRY, JAZZ, AMBIENT...YOU &%$# NAME IT, I GOT IT!! HAHAHAHA!
BUT I @%&$#, @*+$%&#, %&$ HATE MARIAH CAREY...WHAT A !$%&# *@$$%&# LOAD OF $%&#!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON %&$#! JESSICA SIMPSON...+$%#&!!
THIS WEEKEND I WILL HAVE ONE OF MY $%&#@* DANCE PARTIES IN MY GARAGE. THERE WILL BE HEAPS OF $%&#*@ GOOD MUSIC ON MY AWESOME DENON SOUND SYSTEM, AND OF COURSE LOTS OF $%&#@ ALCOHOL!! YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN!!
SEE YA THEN.
CHEERS!

Oh the @&%$#+! horror

HIYA YA LOSERS...@%$&# MISS ME! OF COURSE YA &%$#@* DID! HAHAHAHAHA!
I WATCHED THIS $%&#@*+ WIGGY MOVIE LAST NIGHT @&%$#* CALLED 'BLOOD FOR DRACULA'.
HOLY %&$#@ WHAT A $%&#@* MOVIE! LOTS OF BLOOD AND REALLY NASTY $%&#@!! AND THIS WAS 1974! @$%#$ A!!
YEAH, I *%&$@#$ LIKE HORROR MOVIES!
REMINDS ME OF A &%$@#* HARRIET STORY.
I WAS AT THIS $%&#@* LAME PARTY AND PRETTY @%&$# DRUNK. $#%& ALL WAS HAPPENING SO I DECIDED TO *%&$#@ DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I WENT INTO THE $%&#@ KITCHEN AND GOT A BOTTLE OF TOMATO @%&$#* SAUCE AND TOOK A HUGE MOUTHFUL OF IT.
THEN I @%&$# WENT INTO THE PARTY ROOM STAGGERING AND @%&$#!* SPURTED THE SAUCE ALL OVER THE &%$@* PLACE!! HAHAHAHAHA! SOME *@%$&# WUSSIES VOMITED!! HAHAHAHAHA!
ACTUALLY IT'S A BIT @%&$# LAME I KNOW BUT I WAS 14 AT THE TIME!! HAHAHA.
JEEZ, HAVE I BEEN DRINKING THAT %$&#* LONG? HOW THE YEARS HAVE %&$#}* PASSED!!
%&$#@! I HAD BETTER GET A *$%&#@ HARRIET'S ROCKET FUEL AND PONDER MY LIFE OVER...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAVE A %&$#@* GOOD WEEKEND YA MUGS!
CHEERS.

Harriet's &%$#! nuclear fuel

HIYA YA BUGGERS HOW THE %&$# ARE YA?
AS IF I GIVE A FLYING @%&$#!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW THE&%$# ARE YA?
NAH...I STILL DON'T GIVE A FLYING %&$#!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SO I HAVE BEEN @%&$# BUSY LATELY, LOTS OF DRINKING TO DO!
AND I MET THIS $%&@# COOL BLOKE WHO KNOWS THE TOWNS PUBS AND BARS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I $%&#@ DO!!
HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT 'HARRIET'S ALCOHOL BINGE BAR'...VIS A VIS, MY %&$#@ GARAGE!! HAHA!
YEAH, I GOT A @%&$# GOOD SETUP IN THERE, 3 METRE LONG BAR COUNTER, &%$@# WHOPPIN' PLASMA TV SCREEN WITH DVD AND $%&@*# PLAYSTATION 2, @&%$# LOUD AUDIO SYSTEM, SOFAS, MEN'S AND LADIES LOOS, DISCO BALL, WRESTLING PIT, AND 2 POOL TABLES.
COST ME A %&$#@* FORTUNE BUT IT IS WAY @$%&#* WORTH IT!
ANYWAY, WHERE THE $%&# WAS I...? OH @%&$# IT, CAN'T REMEMBER...HAHAHAHAHA!
YEAH, DAMN GOOD 'HARRIET NUCLEAR FUEL' I MIXED UP!!
WHATS A 'HARRIET NUCLEAR FUEL' DRINK I HEAR YOU $%&#@* ASK??
EASY PEASY...2 PARTS OF ALL THE ALCOHOL IN THE $%&@*# BAR PLUS 2 BEER CUBES...*@%&$# AWESOME!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
OH YEAH, I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT THAT &%$@* BLOKE EH?!
YEAH, HE IS COOL CAUSE HE CAN DRINK @%&$# WELL, ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME...I SAY ALMOST CAUSE HE CAN'T HANDLE A %&$#* 'HARRIET NUCLEAR FUEL'!! HAHAHAHAHA!
$%&#@* A!
WELL I'M GONNA @%&$# PLAY SOME PLAYSTATION 2 WHILE LISTENING TO WILLIE NELSON TURNED UP TO 11...HAHAHAHA! BLUE SKIES SHINING ON %$&&%# ME!! YEAH!!
RUPERT!! HAHAHAHAHA!

New Year's 2006

HEY THERE YA &%$#@* YOU!!
BEEN A $#"*@$ LONG TIME SINCE I LAST SAW YAS!!
@%&$# A YEAH!
I HAVE BEEN @#$%&! BUSY WITH WORK AND @%&$# SO BEEN TOO $%&#@ BUSY TO BLOG...#$%&@ NO %&$# APOLOGIES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SO HOW YA BEEN YA MONGRELS?
I HAVE BEEN #$%&#@! GREAT BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW?!!!!
SO I WAS TELLIN' YOU ABOUT JAPAN RIGHT? @$%#& IT...CAN'T REMEMBER THE %$&#@! REST ...OF MY WORLD TOUR...I THINK JAPAN WAS THE END ANYWAYS. SO @$%&# IT!!
ANYWAYS I HAD A @%&$# GREAT NEW YEARS...HOW WAS YOURS? PROBABLY NOTHING COMPARED TO MINE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
YEAH I HAD $%&#@*+ FUN!! WITH A CAPITAL f!! HAHAHAHAHA! @+*%$# YEAH!!!
I WENT TO THIS PARTY SOMEWHERE, NOT SURE WHERE CAUSE I %&$#@* TANKED UP BEFOREHAND...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ANYWAYS, I REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT A $%&#@! METAL BAND PLAYING, LOT'S OF BREWSKIS, RUBBER CHICKENS, AND GEORGE CLOONEY...NOT SURE IF IT WAS THE REAL GEOOOORGIE THOUGH!! HAHAHAHAHA!
SO HOW YA `&%&$# BEEN? GET $%&#@ FACED OVER THE HOLS?!! BETTER $%#& HAVE!
THIS YEAR MY #$%&#! RESOLUTION IS TO BREW MY OWN RUM...I'LL CALL IT HARRIET'S $%&#@ RUM! YEAHHHH!
RUM! RUM! #$%&#@ GOOD $%#&!!
WELL I HAD BETTER GET BACK TO WORK, LUNCH BREAK IS ALMOST *@$%# OVER!!
SEE YA.