Harriet's &%$#! nuclear fuel

HIYA YA BUGGERS HOW THE %&$# ARE YA?
AS IF I GIVE A FLYING @%&$#!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW THE&%$# ARE YA?
NAH...I STILL DON'T GIVE A FLYING %&$#!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SO I HAVE BEEN @%&$# BUSY LATELY, LOTS OF DRINKING TO DO!
AND I MET THIS $%&@# COOL BLOKE WHO KNOWS THE TOWNS PUBS AND BARS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I $%&#@ DO!!
HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT 'HARRIET'S ALCOHOL BINGE BAR'...VIS A VIS, MY %&$#@ GARAGE!! HAHA!
YEAH, I GOT A @%&$# GOOD SETUP IN THERE, 3 METRE LONG BAR COUNTER, &%$@# WHOPPIN' PLASMA TV SCREEN WITH DVD AND $%&@*# PLAYSTATION 2, @&%$# LOUD AUDIO SYSTEM, SOFAS, MEN'S AND LADIES LOOS, DISCO BALL, WRESTLING PIT, AND 2 POOL TABLES.
COST ME A %&$#@* FORTUNE BUT IT IS WAY @$%&#* WORTH IT!
ANYWAY, WHERE THE $%&# WAS I...? OH @%&$# IT, CAN'T REMEMBER...HAHAHAHAHA!
YEAH, DAMN GOOD 'HARRIET NUCLEAR FUEL' I MIXED UP!!
WHATS A 'HARRIET NUCLEAR FUEL' DRINK I HEAR YOU $%&#@* ASK??
EASY PEASY...2 PARTS OF ALL THE ALCOHOL IN THE $%&@*# BAR PLUS 2 BEER CUBES...*@%&$# AWESOME!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
OH YEAH, I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT THAT &%$@* BLOKE EH?!
YEAH, HE IS COOL CAUSE HE CAN DRINK @%&$# WELL, ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME...I SAY ALMOST CAUSE HE CAN'T HANDLE A %&$#* 'HARRIET NUCLEAR FUEL'!! HAHAHAHAHA!
$%&#@* A!
WELL I'M GONNA @%&$# PLAY SOME PLAYSTATION 2 WHILE LISTENING TO WILLIE NELSON TURNED UP TO 11...HAHAHAHA! BLUE SKIES SHINING ON %$&&%# ME!! YEAH!!
RUPERT!! HAHAHAHAHA!