HI THERE. HOW THE @&%$ ARE YA?!
SO AFTER CHECKING OUT SOME %&$#@ EXCELLENT BOURBON I HEADED OFF TO THE EAST COAST.
I HEADED STRAIGHT FOR &%@$# LAS VEGAS AND $&$%#@ CHECKED INTO THE GRAND MGM HOTEL...WHAT A &%$#@ DUMP! THE PLACE IS FULL OF BORING RICH %$&#@* %&$#@ &%$#@* WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN THAN SPEND A WHOLE DAY ON A @%&$# SLOT MACHINE.
ACTUALLY YOU ARE PROBABLY @%&$# WONDERING HOW I CAN AFFORD TO CHECK IN TO SUCH A $%&#!* EXPENSIVE HOTEL..I'LL EXPLAIN THAT SOME OTHER TIME YA $%&#@!* NOSEY &%$#"@% !!
ANYWAY, I DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN AND *@%&$# HASSLE AS MANY RICH $$%&# AS I COULD BEFORE BEING KICKED OUT.
I WENT UP TO ONE %&$#@ *$$%&#$ AND SAID 'I LOST $10 000 000 ON THE SHARE MARKET TODAY, COULD YOU SPARE A MILLION'? WHEN THE @%&$# SAID NO, I GAVE HIM A VULCAN NERVE PINCH AND CHINESE WRIST BURN!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I THEN RAN AROUND THE FLOOR YELLING 'BUSH IS A @%&$##* COMMUNIST' AND WAS VERY QUICKLY BOOTED OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I REPEATED THIS IN ALL OF THE @&%$# MAJOR HOTELS IN $%&#@ LAS VEGAS AND AM NOW BANNED FROM ALL OF THEM!! HAHAHAHAHAH!
&%$#@ EXCELLENT!!
I WAS REALLY HOPING TOM JONES WAS *$%&#! PLAYING WHILE I WAS THERE BUT HE WASN'T *@&$ IT!!
SO AFTER THAT @%$&# OF A CITY I HEADED OFF TO LOS ANGELES.
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT LATER YA WUSSIES!
DRINK UP!
Thursday, December 23
Monday, December 6
New @&%$# York
HOW YA DOIN' YA @$%&#'S!
I AM VERY `$%#& A!!
SO AFTER BRILL IRELAND I WENT BACK TO LONDON THEN OFF TO NEW @$%&# YORK.
NEW `$%&# YORK IS ONE BIG ASS CITY, BUT ONLY INTERESTING IF YOU @&%$# LIKE ART, HOTDOGS, SMARTASSES, YUPPIES, OR RUDE ASS CABBIES.
AND THE BEER IS %&$#@ $$%&#@ $%&#!! SPENT MOST OF MY $%&#! DESIGNATED DRINKING TIME LOOKING FOR A %&$#@* DECENT BAR!
AFTER 2 DAYS I THOUGHT '#$%&@ THIS' AND I STARTED OFF ON MY MUCH ANTICIPATED ROAD TRIP!
I RENTED A V8 TRIKE AND HEADED OFF TO %$&# THE SOUTHERN STATES...BOURBON COUNTRY!! YEAH!!
BEFORE I LEFT I STOCKED UP ON GUINESS IN CASE I COULDN'T FIND DECENT BEER ON THE @*$#%& WAY!
BUT ONCE I GOT THERE IT WAS @%&$#! BRILLO!!
WENT TO THE JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM, EARLY TIMES, I.W. HARPER, WILD TURKEY, OLD CROW, AND KNOB CREEK DISTILLERIES TO NAME A FEW!
I MET UP WITH SOME GOOD OL' BOYS AT VARIOUS BARS AND DRANK ALL OF THE @%&$# WUSSIES UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ALSO WENT TO CHECK OUT WHERE MY *@%&$# ALL TIME FAVOURITE HORROR MOVIE WAS MADE, 'EVIL DEAD 2' YEAH!! I WENT TO WHERE THE HUT WAS BUT IT IS @%&$# GONE, BUT GREAT TO GO THERE NONE THE LESS.
I CHANGED THE V8 TRIKE FOR A BIG RIG IN KENTUCKY...YEAH, YOU CAN @&%$# RENT BIG RIGS!! NEEDED EXTRA SPACE FOR MY BOURBON HAUL!! `%&$# A! HAHAHAHAHA!
SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE $%&#! TRIP TO CALIFORNIA NEXT TIME YA BUGGERS!
BRAGGHXXXXTXT!! YEAH!
I AM VERY `$%#& A!!
SO AFTER BRILL IRELAND I WENT BACK TO LONDON THEN OFF TO NEW @$%&# YORK.
NEW `$%&# YORK IS ONE BIG ASS CITY, BUT ONLY INTERESTING IF YOU @&%$# LIKE ART, HOTDOGS, SMARTASSES, YUPPIES, OR RUDE ASS CABBIES.
AND THE BEER IS %&$#@ $$%&#@ $%&#!! SPENT MOST OF MY $%&#! DESIGNATED DRINKING TIME LOOKING FOR A %&$#@* DECENT BAR!
AFTER 2 DAYS I THOUGHT '#$%&@ THIS' AND I STARTED OFF ON MY MUCH ANTICIPATED ROAD TRIP!
I RENTED A V8 TRIKE AND HEADED OFF TO %$&# THE SOUTHERN STATES...BOURBON COUNTRY!! YEAH!!
BEFORE I LEFT I STOCKED UP ON GUINESS IN CASE I COULDN'T FIND DECENT BEER ON THE @*$#%& WAY!
BUT ONCE I GOT THERE IT WAS @%&$#! BRILLO!!
WENT TO THE JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM, EARLY TIMES, I.W. HARPER, WILD TURKEY, OLD CROW, AND KNOB CREEK DISTILLERIES TO NAME A FEW!
I MET UP WITH SOME GOOD OL' BOYS AT VARIOUS BARS AND DRANK ALL OF THE @%&$# WUSSIES UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ALSO WENT TO CHECK OUT WHERE MY *@%&$# ALL TIME FAVOURITE HORROR MOVIE WAS MADE, 'EVIL DEAD 2' YEAH!! I WENT TO WHERE THE HUT WAS BUT IT IS @%&$# GONE, BUT GREAT TO GO THERE NONE THE LESS.
I CHANGED THE V8 TRIKE FOR A BIG RIG IN KENTUCKY...YEAH, YOU CAN @&%$# RENT BIG RIGS!! NEEDED EXTRA SPACE FOR MY BOURBON HAUL!! `%&$# A! HAHAHAHAHA!
SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE $%&#! TRIP TO CALIFORNIA NEXT TIME YA BUGGERS!
BRAGGHXXXXTXT!! YEAH!
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