HI THERE. HOW THE @&%$ ARE YA?!
SO AFTER CHECKING OUT SOME %&$#@ EXCELLENT BOURBON I HEADED OFF TO THE EAST COAST.
I HEADED STRAIGHT FOR &%@$# LAS VEGAS AND $&$%#@ CHECKED INTO THE GRAND MGM HOTEL...WHAT A &%$#@ DUMP! THE PLACE IS FULL OF BORING RICH %$&#@* %&$#@ &%$#@* WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN THAN SPEND A WHOLE DAY ON A @%&$# SLOT MACHINE.
ACTUALLY YOU ARE PROBABLY @%&$# WONDERING HOW I CAN AFFORD TO CHECK IN TO SUCH A $%&#!* EXPENSIVE HOTEL..I'LL EXPLAIN THAT SOME OTHER TIME YA $%&#@!* NOSEY &%$#"@% !!
ANYWAY, I DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN AND *@%&$# HASSLE AS MANY RICH $$%&# AS I COULD BEFORE BEING KICKED OUT.
I WENT UP TO ONE %&$#@ *$$%&#$ AND SAID 'I LOST $10 000 000 ON THE SHARE MARKET TODAY, COULD YOU SPARE A MILLION'? WHEN THE @%&$# SAID NO, I GAVE HIM A VULCAN NERVE PINCH AND CHINESE WRIST BURN!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I THEN RAN AROUND THE FLOOR YELLING 'BUSH IS A @%&$##* COMMUNIST' AND WAS VERY QUICKLY BOOTED OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I REPEATED THIS IN ALL OF THE @&%$# MAJOR HOTELS IN $%&#@ LAS VEGAS AND AM NOW BANNED FROM ALL OF THEM!! HAHAHAHAHAH!
&%$#@ EXCELLENT!!
I WAS REALLY HOPING TOM JONES WAS *$%&#! PLAYING WHILE I WAS THERE BUT HE WASN'T *@&$ IT!!
SO AFTER THAT @%$&# OF A CITY I HEADED OFF TO LOS ANGELES.
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT LATER YA WUSSIES!
DRINK UP!
Thursday, December 23
Monday, December 6
New @&%$# York
HOW YA DOIN' YA @$%&#'S!
I AM VERY `$%#& A!!
SO AFTER BRILL IRELAND I WENT BACK TO LONDON THEN OFF TO NEW @$%&# YORK.
NEW `$%&# YORK IS ONE BIG ASS CITY, BUT ONLY INTERESTING IF YOU @&%$# LIKE ART, HOTDOGS, SMARTASSES, YUPPIES, OR RUDE ASS CABBIES.
AND THE BEER IS %&$#@ $$%&#@ $%&#!! SPENT MOST OF MY $%&#! DESIGNATED DRINKING TIME LOOKING FOR A %&$#@* DECENT BAR!
AFTER 2 DAYS I THOUGHT '#$%&@ THIS' AND I STARTED OFF ON MY MUCH ANTICIPATED ROAD TRIP!
I RENTED A V8 TRIKE AND HEADED OFF TO %$&# THE SOUTHERN STATES...BOURBON COUNTRY!! YEAH!!
BEFORE I LEFT I STOCKED UP ON GUINESS IN CASE I COULDN'T FIND DECENT BEER ON THE @*$#%& WAY!
BUT ONCE I GOT THERE IT WAS @%&$#! BRILLO!!
WENT TO THE JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM, EARLY TIMES, I.W. HARPER, WILD TURKEY, OLD CROW, AND KNOB CREEK DISTILLERIES TO NAME A FEW!
I MET UP WITH SOME GOOD OL' BOYS AT VARIOUS BARS AND DRANK ALL OF THE @%&$# WUSSIES UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ALSO WENT TO CHECK OUT WHERE MY *@%&$# ALL TIME FAVOURITE HORROR MOVIE WAS MADE, 'EVIL DEAD 2' YEAH!! I WENT TO WHERE THE HUT WAS BUT IT IS @%&$# GONE, BUT GREAT TO GO THERE NONE THE LESS.
I CHANGED THE V8 TRIKE FOR A BIG RIG IN KENTUCKY...YEAH, YOU CAN @&%$# RENT BIG RIGS!! NEEDED EXTRA SPACE FOR MY BOURBON HAUL!! `%&$# A! HAHAHAHAHA!
SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE $%&#! TRIP TO CALIFORNIA NEXT TIME YA BUGGERS!
BRAGGHXXXXTXT!! YEAH!
I AM VERY `$%#& A!!
SO AFTER BRILL IRELAND I WENT BACK TO LONDON THEN OFF TO NEW @$%&# YORK.
NEW `$%&# YORK IS ONE BIG ASS CITY, BUT ONLY INTERESTING IF YOU @&%$# LIKE ART, HOTDOGS, SMARTASSES, YUPPIES, OR RUDE ASS CABBIES.
AND THE BEER IS %&$#@ $$%&#@ $%&#!! SPENT MOST OF MY $%&#! DESIGNATED DRINKING TIME LOOKING FOR A %&$#@* DECENT BAR!
AFTER 2 DAYS I THOUGHT '#$%&@ THIS' AND I STARTED OFF ON MY MUCH ANTICIPATED ROAD TRIP!
I RENTED A V8 TRIKE AND HEADED OFF TO %$&# THE SOUTHERN STATES...BOURBON COUNTRY!! YEAH!!
BEFORE I LEFT I STOCKED UP ON GUINESS IN CASE I COULDN'T FIND DECENT BEER ON THE @*$#%& WAY!
BUT ONCE I GOT THERE IT WAS @%&$#! BRILLO!!
WENT TO THE JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM, EARLY TIMES, I.W. HARPER, WILD TURKEY, OLD CROW, AND KNOB CREEK DISTILLERIES TO NAME A FEW!
I MET UP WITH SOME GOOD OL' BOYS AT VARIOUS BARS AND DRANK ALL OF THE @%&$# WUSSIES UNDER THE TABLE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ALSO WENT TO CHECK OUT WHERE MY *@%&$# ALL TIME FAVOURITE HORROR MOVIE WAS MADE, 'EVIL DEAD 2' YEAH!! I WENT TO WHERE THE HUT WAS BUT IT IS @%&$# GONE, BUT GREAT TO GO THERE NONE THE LESS.
I CHANGED THE V8 TRIKE FOR A BIG RIG IN KENTUCKY...YEAH, YOU CAN @&%$# RENT BIG RIGS!! NEEDED EXTRA SPACE FOR MY BOURBON HAUL!! `%&$# A! HAHAHAHAHA!
SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE $%&#! TRIP TO CALIFORNIA NEXT TIME YA BUGGERS!
BRAGGHXXXXTXT!! YEAH!
Saturday, November 27
Scotland and Ireland
YEAH, SO HOW THE %$&# ARE YA, YA BUGGERS?!
I'M @%$&# BRILLIANT!
SO AFTER @*%#% ENGLAND I HEADED OFF TO @&%$# SCOTLAND. ME AND MY DRINKING BUDDIES AT HOME WATCH %&$# MONTY PYTHON'S 'HOLY GRAIL' MOVIE DURING DRINKING SESSIONS SOMETIMES, SO I WANTED TO CHECK OUT THE %$&#! FRENCH TAUNTER'S CASTLE. &%$# GRRRREAT IT WAS. I WANTED TO DO THE @%$&# 2 COCONUT HALVES THING BUT IT WAS $#&% HARD TO DO WITH A JUG OF BEER IN ONE HAND! HAHAHAHAHA!
THE REST OF SCOTLAND WAS A @%&#$ NIGHTMARE! I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A #$@%& THING THE NATIVES SAID. SO I @%&#$ CUT MY TRIP SHORT AND WENT OVER TO IRELAND.
$#%&@ EXCELLENT PLACE! THE IRISH TALK @%&$ FUNNY TOO BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND THEM AND THEY ARE &%$# GREAT DRINKERS!
AND OF COURSE I WENT STRAIGHT TO THE @$%"$ GUINESS STOREHOUSE AND HAD A @%$&# GREAT TIME!
BRRAGHHXXX!
THAT REMINDS ME. MY GUINESS BEER FRIDGE IS ALMOST @%$&# EMPTY...BETTER TOP IT UP. I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY BEER FRIDGES SOMETIMES.
SEE YA LATER YA $%&# WUSSIES!
I'M @%$&# BRILLIANT!
SO AFTER @*%#% ENGLAND I HEADED OFF TO @&%$# SCOTLAND. ME AND MY DRINKING BUDDIES AT HOME WATCH %&$# MONTY PYTHON'S 'HOLY GRAIL' MOVIE DURING DRINKING SESSIONS SOMETIMES, SO I WANTED TO CHECK OUT THE %$&#! FRENCH TAUNTER'S CASTLE. &%$# GRRRREAT IT WAS. I WANTED TO DO THE @%$&# 2 COCONUT HALVES THING BUT IT WAS $#&% HARD TO DO WITH A JUG OF BEER IN ONE HAND! HAHAHAHAHA!
THE REST OF SCOTLAND WAS A @%&#$ NIGHTMARE! I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A #$@%& THING THE NATIVES SAID. SO I @%&#$ CUT MY TRIP SHORT AND WENT OVER TO IRELAND.
$#%&@ EXCELLENT PLACE! THE IRISH TALK @%&$ FUNNY TOO BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND THEM AND THEY ARE &%$# GREAT DRINKERS!
AND OF COURSE I WENT STRAIGHT TO THE @$%"$ GUINESS STOREHOUSE AND HAD A @%$&# GREAT TIME!
BRRAGHHXXX!
THAT REMINDS ME. MY GUINESS BEER FRIDGE IS ALMOST @%$&# EMPTY...BETTER TOP IT UP. I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY BEER FRIDGES SOMETIMES.
SEE YA LATER YA $%&# WUSSIES!
Saturday, November 20
Stratford apon Avon
YEAH SO WHERE THE @%$& WAS I?
OH YEAH, ENGLAND. %&$$#@ A!
AFTER LONDON I &%$#@ HEADED OFF TO STRATFORD APON AVON TO #$%& CHECK OUT WHERE BILL SHAKESPEARE WAS BORN...*&%$!@ BORING!
BUT I DID CHECK OUT ONE OF HIS *&%$@ BRILLIANT PLAYS WHILE I WAS THERE...TWELFTH NIGHT, @&%$!# GREAT!! I TANKED UP EARLY BEFORE GOING TO THE %&$# THEATER AND TOPPED UP DURING THE PLAY SO IT WAS FABS!
MET A COUPLE OF OTHER DRUNK &@*$# BILL FANS THERE AND WE WENT OUT DRINKING AFTER. WE DISCUSSED SHAKESPEARE AND WORLD POLTICS...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT!
WE TALKED BRIT BEER AND WILLIE NELSON...GOOD @$%&#" DRINKING PARTNERS!!
BRAGGHHHXXXX...AH, THERE GOES THE BODDINGTONS! %&$# BRILL STUFF!
CATCH YA LATER YA WUSSIES!
OH YEAH, ENGLAND. %&$$#@ A!
AFTER LONDON I &%$#@ HEADED OFF TO STRATFORD APON AVON TO #$%& CHECK OUT WHERE BILL SHAKESPEARE WAS BORN...*&%$!@ BORING!
BUT I DID CHECK OUT ONE OF HIS *&%$@ BRILLIANT PLAYS WHILE I WAS THERE...TWELFTH NIGHT, @&%$!# GREAT!! I TANKED UP EARLY BEFORE GOING TO THE %&$# THEATER AND TOPPED UP DURING THE PLAY SO IT WAS FABS!
MET A COUPLE OF OTHER DRUNK &@*$# BILL FANS THERE AND WE WENT OUT DRINKING AFTER. WE DISCUSSED SHAKESPEARE AND WORLD POLTICS...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT!
WE TALKED BRIT BEER AND WILLIE NELSON...GOOD @$%&#" DRINKING PARTNERS!!
BRAGGHHHXXXX...AH, THERE GOES THE BODDINGTONS! %&$# BRILL STUFF!
CATCH YA LATER YA WUSSIES!
Saturday, November 13
London baby!
HI, HOW ARE YA? I'M $#&% GREAT!!
SO AFTER @$%&# FRANCE I WENT TO ENGLAND, %$#@* BRILL PLACE!
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO %$#@ GO TO ENGLAND, I LIKE SHAKESPEARE A @%$#& LOT YOU SEE.
AFTER A FEW @%$#" WHISKEYS SHAKESPEARE REALLY &%$@# MAKES SENSE...NO @&%$*# IDEA WHAT IT MEANS WHEN I AM SOBER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ANY @%#&% WAY, I @&%$# HEADED STRAIGHT FOR LONDON AND CHECKED OUT %$#!@ BUCKINGHAM PALACE...@&%$# BORING!
SO I STARTED MY WELL #$%@%& PLANNED PUB CRAWL!!
I STARTED OFF AT THE RED LION NEAR $%&#@ BUCKINGHAM PALACE AND DOWNED SEVERAL $%#&@" OUTSTANDING DEEP SHAFT STOUTS. THEN I %$#@!& HEADED OFF TO THE OLD BELL AND HAD A FEW $%#"@ EXCELLENT HARVIESTOUN OLD ENGINE OIL ALES...@%$&#" TASTY!
AND YOU WOULD NEVER $#%&@ BELIEVE WHO I @%&$# SAW THERE...SHANE MCGOWAN, EX-MEMEBER OF THE @&$%# POGUES, ONE OF MY %&$#@ ALL TIME FAVOURITE DRUNK DUDES ALONG WITH OLIVER REED AND GRAHAM CHAPMAN! @%&$" YEAH!
ANYWAY, I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE @$%#& REST OF MY ENGLAND TRIP LATER.
DRINK UP MATE!!
SO AFTER @$%&# FRANCE I WENT TO ENGLAND, %$#@* BRILL PLACE!
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO %$#@ GO TO ENGLAND, I LIKE SHAKESPEARE A @%$#& LOT YOU SEE.
AFTER A FEW @%$#" WHISKEYS SHAKESPEARE REALLY &%$@# MAKES SENSE...NO @&%$*# IDEA WHAT IT MEANS WHEN I AM SOBER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ANY @%#&% WAY, I @&%$# HEADED STRAIGHT FOR LONDON AND CHECKED OUT %$#!@ BUCKINGHAM PALACE...@&%$# BORING!
SO I STARTED MY WELL #$%@%& PLANNED PUB CRAWL!!
I STARTED OFF AT THE RED LION NEAR $%&#@ BUCKINGHAM PALACE AND DOWNED SEVERAL $%#&@" OUTSTANDING DEEP SHAFT STOUTS. THEN I %$#@!& HEADED OFF TO THE OLD BELL AND HAD A FEW $%#"@ EXCELLENT HARVIESTOUN OLD ENGINE OIL ALES...@%$&#" TASTY!
AND YOU WOULD NEVER $#%&@ BELIEVE WHO I @%&$# SAW THERE...SHANE MCGOWAN, EX-MEMEBER OF THE @&$%# POGUES, ONE OF MY %&$#@ ALL TIME FAVOURITE DRUNK DUDES ALONG WITH OLIVER REED AND GRAHAM CHAPMAN! @%&$" YEAH!
ANYWAY, I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE @$%#& REST OF MY ENGLAND TRIP LATER.
DRINK UP MATE!!
Sunday, October 31
Champers!
HI, IT'S ME HARRIET. YOU %&$#@ ALRIGHT?
SO AFTER GREECE I $%&@# HEADED OVER TO FRANCE, WANTED TO CHECK OUT SOME OF THAT %&#!$ FRENCH PLONK!
SO I WENT TO &%#$ CHAMPAGNE CAUSE' I LIKE THAT BUBBLY STUFF.
I WENT TO A @*#$%& BIG WINERY CALLED MOWAY & SHANDON. MAN IT WAS @*$%&# BORING AND THERE WERE NO FREE SAMPLES SO I WAS REALLY @&%#!% OFF! SO I WAS OUTTA THERE LIKE #$&%!
SO I WENT TO PARIS TO CHECK OUT MONA LISA, AND MAN, IS IT &%$#@ SMALL!
AND FRENCH BEER IS NOT ALL THAT GREAT, %$&#@ WEASEL @$%&!
SO ALL IN ALL THE PLACE WAS A @&%$# LETDOWN.
I WAS @&%$# SOBER ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE...WHAT THE $%&#@*!!
BUT ON MY LAST NIGHT THERE I MET UP WITH SOME RUSSIANS WHO TOOK ME TO A RUSSIAN BAR AND WE DRANK OURSELVES %&$#@* VODKA SILLY! @*#%&$ GREAT!
SEE YOU LATER THEN MATE!
SO AFTER GREECE I $%&@# HEADED OVER TO FRANCE, WANTED TO CHECK OUT SOME OF THAT %&#!$ FRENCH PLONK!
SO I WENT TO &%#$ CHAMPAGNE CAUSE' I LIKE THAT BUBBLY STUFF.
I WENT TO A @*#$%& BIG WINERY CALLED MOWAY & SHANDON. MAN IT WAS @*$%&# BORING AND THERE WERE NO FREE SAMPLES SO I WAS REALLY @&%#!% OFF! SO I WAS OUTTA THERE LIKE #$&%!
SO I WENT TO PARIS TO CHECK OUT MONA LISA, AND MAN, IS IT &%$#@ SMALL!
AND FRENCH BEER IS NOT ALL THAT GREAT, %$&#@ WEASEL @$%&!
SO ALL IN ALL THE PLACE WAS A @&%$# LETDOWN.
I WAS @&%$# SOBER ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE...WHAT THE $%&#@*!!
BUT ON MY LAST NIGHT THERE I MET UP WITH SOME RUSSIANS WHO TOOK ME TO A RUSSIAN BAR AND WE DRANK OURSELVES %&$#@* VODKA SILLY! @*#%&$ GREAT!
SEE YOU LATER THEN MATE!
Thursday, October 21
Greece...%&$#@* brilliant!
HARRIET HERE, HOW THE %&$# ARE YA?!!
SO I WAS GONNA CONTINUE TELLING YOU ABOUT MY BIG %&$#@* OE !
I WENT TO GREECE AFTER GERMANY CAUSE' I HEARD THEY HAD THIS &%$@ GREAT DRINK THERE CALLED 'OUZO'.
MY QUEST FOR %$&#@ BOOZE NEVER ENDS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SO I WENT THERE AND HEADED STRAIGHT FOR A `*%$&# BAR!
%&$"#@* A, THAT OUZO IS %$#@* GOOD $&%#!! MUST HAVE DRANK CRAP LOADS OF IT CAUSE I USED UP ALL OF THE MONEY IN MY @&%$# WALLET AND HAD TO USE MY &%$#@ CREDIT CARD! HAHAHAHA!
I HAD A GOOD LOOK AROUND GREECE TOO, %&$# BRILL PLACE AND @%&$ IS THE FOOD GOOD TOO!!
I MET UP WITH THESE AUSSIES AND WE WENT TO CRETE TO CHECK OUT WW2 HISTORICAL SITES.
HAHAHAAHAHA!
LIKE $%&# WE DID!!
WE DID A PUB CRAWL ACROSS THE ISLAND, DRINKING ONLY OUZO AND EATING SOUVLAKI!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
THAT OUZO I'M TELLIN' YA, %&$#@ BRILL STUFF...GET SOME IN YA!
ANYWAYS, THE REST OF GREECE IS A BIT FUZZY SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN A &%#@#& BRILL TOUR! HAHAHA!
I REALLY WANNA GO THERE AGAIN, SO AS SOON AS I PAY OFF MY CREDIT CARD BILL I WILL! &%$# A!
HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD ONE YA MUGS!
BRAGGHXX! OOH YEAH!
SO I WAS GONNA CONTINUE TELLING YOU ABOUT MY BIG %&$#@* OE !
I WENT TO GREECE AFTER GERMANY CAUSE' I HEARD THEY HAD THIS &%$@ GREAT DRINK THERE CALLED 'OUZO'.
MY QUEST FOR %$&#@ BOOZE NEVER ENDS!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SO I WENT THERE AND HEADED STRAIGHT FOR A `*%$&# BAR!
%&$"#@* A, THAT OUZO IS %$#@* GOOD $&%#!! MUST HAVE DRANK CRAP LOADS OF IT CAUSE I USED UP ALL OF THE MONEY IN MY @&%$# WALLET AND HAD TO USE MY &%$#@ CREDIT CARD! HAHAHAHA!
I HAD A GOOD LOOK AROUND GREECE TOO, %&$# BRILL PLACE AND @%&$ IS THE FOOD GOOD TOO!!
I MET UP WITH THESE AUSSIES AND WE WENT TO CRETE TO CHECK OUT WW2 HISTORICAL SITES.
HAHAHAAHAHA!
LIKE $%&# WE DID!!
WE DID A PUB CRAWL ACROSS THE ISLAND, DRINKING ONLY OUZO AND EATING SOUVLAKI!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
THAT OUZO I'M TELLIN' YA, %&$#@ BRILL STUFF...GET SOME IN YA!
ANYWAYS, THE REST OF GREECE IS A BIT FUZZY SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN A &%#@#& BRILL TOUR! HAHAHA!
I REALLY WANNA GO THERE AGAIN, SO AS SOON AS I PAY OFF MY CREDIT CARD BILL I WILL! &%$# A!
HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD ONE YA MUGS!
BRAGGHXX! OOH YEAH!
Tuesday, October 12
My #%&@! OE!
HEY! HOW THE #%&@& ARE YA?! IT'S ME, HARRIET.
BEEN A `$&#!% LONG TIME SINCE I LAST SAW YA!
MISS ME YA PONCES?!
I WENT AWAY SEE, DECIDED TO DO A `%$#"*! WORLD TRIP...BIG &%$#@ OE!
FIRST %&$#@ STOP WAS GERMANY, WANTED TO GO TO THE @&%#!$ OKTOBERFEST.
MAN! DID I HAVE &%@#$ FUN THERE !!
THEY HAVE THESE &%$@#% HUGE BEER STEINS RIGHT, REAL BIG $%&@ THINGS, AND THE BEER WAS TASTY!! DRANK MYSELF $#%&@ SILLY I DID.
THERE WERE THESE &%$@# PASTY LOOKIN' BRITS AT THE NEXT TABLE BOASTING THEY COULD DRINK 5 STEINS IN ONE @#$%& MINUTE, SO I WENT OVER THERE AND CHALLENGED THEM TO A DRINKING CONTEST.
HA! DID THEY LOSE BADLY, FINISHED MY @&$#% 6TH STEIN JUST AS TIME WAS UP AND THE &%$@# LOSERS WERE ON THEIR 3RD!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
THAT'S BASICALLY %&@#$ ALL I REMEMBER OF GERMANY. DO SEEM TO &%$# REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT A GERMAN PUB CRAWL...MUST HAVE BEEN %&@#* BRILLIANT!!
YEAH SO I'LL TELL YOU &%$@ MORE LATER.
BROUGHT SOME GERMAN BEER BACK WITH ME...BRAGGHXXX!!
DAMN &%$@# GOOD STUFF!
SALUT!
BEEN A `$&#!% LONG TIME SINCE I LAST SAW YA!
MISS ME YA PONCES?!
I WENT AWAY SEE, DECIDED TO DO A `%$#"*! WORLD TRIP...BIG &%$#@ OE!
FIRST %&$#@ STOP WAS GERMANY, WANTED TO GO TO THE @&%#!$ OKTOBERFEST.
MAN! DID I HAVE &%@#$ FUN THERE !!
THEY HAVE THESE &%$@#% HUGE BEER STEINS RIGHT, REAL BIG $%&@ THINGS, AND THE BEER WAS TASTY!! DRANK MYSELF $#%&@ SILLY I DID.
THERE WERE THESE &%$@# PASTY LOOKIN' BRITS AT THE NEXT TABLE BOASTING THEY COULD DRINK 5 STEINS IN ONE @#$%& MINUTE, SO I WENT OVER THERE AND CHALLENGED THEM TO A DRINKING CONTEST.
HA! DID THEY LOSE BADLY, FINISHED MY @&$#% 6TH STEIN JUST AS TIME WAS UP AND THE &%$@# LOSERS WERE ON THEIR 3RD!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
THAT'S BASICALLY %&@#$ ALL I REMEMBER OF GERMANY. DO SEEM TO &%$# REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT A GERMAN PUB CRAWL...MUST HAVE BEEN %&@#* BRILLIANT!!
YEAH SO I'LL TELL YOU &%$@ MORE LATER.
BROUGHT SOME GERMAN BEER BACK WITH ME...BRAGGHXXX!!
DAMN &%$@# GOOD STUFF!
SALUT!
Wednesday, October 6
Vulcan nerve pinch
HEY! HOW THE %&$#@ ARE YA?
I'M PRETTY %#$@} GOOD MYSELF.
JUST BEEN TO A MOVIE, CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS NOW, BUT IT WAS @$%&# GOOD.
ALTHOUGH THERE WAS THIS BERK IN FRONT OF ME YAKKIN' HIS *&%$# HEAD OFF SO I GAVE HIM A VULCAN NERVE PINCH, KNOCKED HIM OUT FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I SNUCK A BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM IN AND MIXED IT WITH MY @&%$#* $5 LARGE COKE...RIPOFF!
BUT I HAD MYSELF A @&%$# EXCELLENT TIME.
I THINK THE MOVIE HAD GEORGE CLOONEY INNIT...OR WAS IT BRAD PITT? @$%&#* IF I KNOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BRRRAGGGHHHHXXX
OOPS! THOSE $5 COKES SURE DO HAVE SOME BUBBLES!
HAHAHAHAHA!
@&%$#! RIPOFF!
CATCH YA LATER EH?
@$%&# A!
I'M PRETTY %#$@} GOOD MYSELF.
JUST BEEN TO A MOVIE, CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS NOW, BUT IT WAS @$%&# GOOD.
ALTHOUGH THERE WAS THIS BERK IN FRONT OF ME YAKKIN' HIS *&%$# HEAD OFF SO I GAVE HIM A VULCAN NERVE PINCH, KNOCKED HIM OUT FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I SNUCK A BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM IN AND MIXED IT WITH MY @&%$#* $5 LARGE COKE...RIPOFF!
BUT I HAD MYSELF A @&%$# EXCELLENT TIME.
I THINK THE MOVIE HAD GEORGE CLOONEY INNIT...OR WAS IT BRAD PITT? @$%&#* IF I KNOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BRRRAGGGHHHHXXX
OOPS! THOSE $5 COKES SURE DO HAVE SOME BUBBLES!
HAHAHAHAHA!
@&%$#! RIPOFF!
CATCH YA LATER EH?
@$%&# A!
Mr Toupee
HEEEEYY! HOW YA DOIN' YA %$#@& MUGS YA?!
I'M PRETTY #"%&!@ GOOD MYSELF.
THOUGHT I WOULD START A $#%&@ HOBBY I DID, SO I WENT TO A `&$%#!POTTERY CLASS.
#$%& IT WAS BORING!
FIGURED I WOULD MAKE MYSELF A &%$#@ HUGE BEER STEIN I DID BUT IT WAS %&%#@ HARD!
GOT REALLY %$&#!@ WITH THE TURNTABLE SPINNING ROUND, GAVE ME THE @%$&#!* DIZZIES IT DID SO I MADE THIS LITTLE MAN NEXT TO ME MAKE IT...SCARED OF ME HE WAS!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SWEAR I'VE SEEN THIS LITTLE GUY SOMEWHERE BEFORE, BUT CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME THINK WHERE THE %$#@ I SAW HIM. HE HAS A TOUPEE!
HAHAHAHA!
ANYWAY, NOW I GET HIM TO MAKE STUFF FOR ME EVERY WEEK!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
POOR LITTLE %&$#@!
BUT I HAVE A @&%$# GREAT BEER STEIN COLLECTION NOW!
CHEERS! SKOL! KANPAI!
BRRRAGGXXX!
I'M PRETTY #"%&!@ GOOD MYSELF.
THOUGHT I WOULD START A $#%&@ HOBBY I DID, SO I WENT TO A `&$%#!POTTERY CLASS.
#$%& IT WAS BORING!
FIGURED I WOULD MAKE MYSELF A &%$#@ HUGE BEER STEIN I DID BUT IT WAS %&%#@ HARD!
GOT REALLY %$&#!@ WITH THE TURNTABLE SPINNING ROUND, GAVE ME THE @%$&#!* DIZZIES IT DID SO I MADE THIS LITTLE MAN NEXT TO ME MAKE IT...SCARED OF ME HE WAS!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SWEAR I'VE SEEN THIS LITTLE GUY SOMEWHERE BEFORE, BUT CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME THINK WHERE THE %$#@ I SAW HIM. HE HAS A TOUPEE!
HAHAHAHA!
ANYWAY, NOW I GET HIM TO MAKE STUFF FOR ME EVERY WEEK!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
POOR LITTLE %&$#@!
BUT I HAVE A @&%$# GREAT BEER STEIN COLLECTION NOW!
CHEERS! SKOL! KANPAI!
BRRRAGGXXX!
Beer ice cubes
HEY!
HOW YA DOIN'?
I'M PRETTY &%$#!`* GOOD!
ON THE WHISKEY TONIGHT...$%#&@ A!
OOPS! SORRY MATE, DIDN'T SEE YA THERE...`%$&#@ NICE TOUPEE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
&$`#* THIS IS GOOD WHISKEY! NEED SOME MORE O' THOSE BEER ICE CUBES INNIT...
HEY! BARKEEP, 2 #&%@$ BEER CUBES MATE! CHEERS!
CRIKEY LOOKIT THAT @&%#$ UGLY MOFO INNA MIRROR...OH WAIT, THAT'S ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DID I MENTION I AM A PSYKA...PHYSY...PSYCHIATRUST?
YEAH I AM SEE.
AND I CAN TELL YOU YOU'RE %&$#@* NUTS! BONKERS YOU ARE!
NA! JUST PULLIN' YA LEG...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HERE, DRINK A &#$%`* WHISKEY, MAKE YA FEEL `%$&#! BETTER!
OOH! HERE COMES A BIG ONE...JUST A SEC...BRRRAGGXXX
HEHE! 5 ONNA RICHTER SCALE THAT ONE!
BEEN GOOD TALKING WITH YA MATE, SEE YA LATER EH?
HOW YA DOIN'?
I'M PRETTY &%$#!`* GOOD!
ON THE WHISKEY TONIGHT...$%#&@ A!
OOPS! SORRY MATE, DIDN'T SEE YA THERE...`%$&#@ NICE TOUPEE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
&$`#* THIS IS GOOD WHISKEY! NEED SOME MORE O' THOSE BEER ICE CUBES INNIT...
HEY! BARKEEP, 2 #&%@$ BEER CUBES MATE! CHEERS!
CRIKEY LOOKIT THAT @&%#$ UGLY MOFO INNA MIRROR...OH WAIT, THAT'S ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DID I MENTION I AM A PSYKA...PHYSY...PSYCHIATRUST?
YEAH I AM SEE.
AND I CAN TELL YOU YOU'RE %&$#@* NUTS! BONKERS YOU ARE!
NA! JUST PULLIN' YA LEG...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HERE, DRINK A &#$%`* WHISKEY, MAKE YA FEEL `%$&#! BETTER!
OOH! HERE COMES A BIG ONE...JUST A SEC...BRRRAGGXXX
HEHE! 5 ONNA RICHTER SCALE THAT ONE!
BEEN GOOD TALKING WITH YA MATE, SEE YA LATER EH?
I am Harriet
HI THERE!
I'M HARRIET.
I LIKE JOHNNY CASH.
HE IS GREAT.
SO IS WILLIE NELSON.
THEY ARE *&%#`!& GREAT.
GIMME BEER.
AS I WAS SAYIN' THEY ARE GREAT.
LIKED JOHNNY IN E.R.
OH HANG, THAT WAS GEORGE CLOONEY!
GEEEEEEORGIEEEEEEE!
WHERE'S MY BEER?...THERE IT IS, %$#*` THING KEEPS MOVIN'.
WILLIE! WILLIE! WILLIE!
ON THE ROAD AGAIN, I CAN'T WAIT TO BE ON THE ROAD AGAIN...
BRRRHAGGXGH
THAT'S BETTER.
CHEERS.
I'M HARRIET.
I LIKE JOHNNY CASH.
HE IS GREAT.
SO IS WILLIE NELSON.
THEY ARE *&%#`!& GREAT.
GIMME BEER.
AS I WAS SAYIN' THEY ARE GREAT.
LIKED JOHNNY IN E.R.
OH HANG, THAT WAS GEORGE CLOONEY!
GEEEEEEORGIEEEEEEE!
WHERE'S MY BEER?...THERE IT IS, %$#*` THING KEEPS MOVIN'.
WILLIE! WILLIE! WILLIE!
ON THE ROAD AGAIN, I CAN'T WAIT TO BE ON THE ROAD AGAIN...
BRRRHAGGXGH
THAT'S BETTER.
CHEERS.
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