Scotland and Ireland

YEAH, SO HOW THE %$&# ARE YA, YA BUGGERS?!
I'M @%$&# BRILLIANT!
SO AFTER @*%#% ENGLAND I HEADED OFF TO @&%$# SCOTLAND. ME AND MY DRINKING BUDDIES AT HOME WATCH %&$# MONTY PYTHON'S 'HOLY GRAIL' MOVIE DURING DRINKING SESSIONS SOMETIMES, SO I WANTED TO CHECK OUT THE %$&#! FRENCH TAUNTER'S CASTLE. &%$# GRRRREAT IT WAS. I WANTED TO DO THE @%$&# 2 COCONUT HALVES THING BUT IT WAS $#&% HARD TO DO WITH A JUG OF BEER IN ONE HAND! HAHAHAHAHA!
THE REST OF SCOTLAND WAS A @%&#$ NIGHTMARE! I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A #$@%& THING THE NATIVES SAID. SO I @%&#$ CUT MY TRIP SHORT AND WENT OVER TO IRELAND.
$#%&@ EXCELLENT PLACE! THE IRISH TALK @%&$ FUNNY TOO BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND THEM AND THEY ARE &%$# GREAT DRINKERS!
AND OF COURSE I WENT STRAIGHT TO THE @$%"$ GUINESS STOREHOUSE AND HAD A @%$&# GREAT TIME!
BRRAGHHXXX!
THAT REMINDS ME. MY GUINESS BEER FRIDGE IS ALMOST @%$&# EMPTY...BETTER TOP IT UP. I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY BEER FRIDGES SOMETIMES.
SEE YA LATER YA $%&# WUSSIES!