HI, HOW ARE YA? I'M $#&% GREAT!!
SO AFTER @$%&# FRANCE I WENT TO ENGLAND, %$#@* BRILL PLACE!
I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO %$#@ GO TO ENGLAND, I LIKE SHAKESPEARE A @%$#& LOT YOU SEE.
AFTER A FEW @%$#" WHISKEYS SHAKESPEARE REALLY &%$@# MAKES SENSE...NO @&%$*# IDEA WHAT IT MEANS WHEN I AM SOBER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ANY @%#&% WAY, I @&%$# HEADED STRAIGHT FOR LONDON AND CHECKED OUT %$#!@ BUCKINGHAM PALACE...@&%$# BORING!
SO I STARTED MY WELL #$%@%& PLANNED PUB CRAWL!!
I STARTED OFF AT THE RED LION NEAR $%&#@ BUCKINGHAM PALACE AND DOWNED SEVERAL $%#&@" OUTSTANDING DEEP SHAFT STOUTS. THEN I %$#@!& HEADED OFF TO THE OLD BELL AND HAD A FEW $%#"@ EXCELLENT HARVIESTOUN OLD ENGINE OIL ALES...@%$&#" TASTY!
AND YOU WOULD NEVER $#%&@ BELIEVE WHO I @%&$# SAW THERE...SHANE MCGOWAN, EX-MEMEBER OF THE @&$%# POGUES, ONE OF MY %&$#@ ALL TIME FAVOURITE DRUNK DUDES ALONG WITH OLIVER REED AND GRAHAM CHAPMAN! @%&$" YEAH!
ANYWAY, I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE @$%#& REST OF MY ENGLAND TRIP LATER.
DRINK UP MATE!!
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