HI, IT'S ME HARRIET. YOU %&$#@ ALRIGHT?
SO AFTER GREECE I $%&@# HEADED OVER TO FRANCE, WANTED TO CHECK OUT SOME OF THAT %&#!$ FRENCH PLONK!
SO I WENT TO &%#$ CHAMPAGNE CAUSE' I LIKE THAT BUBBLY STUFF.
I WENT TO A @*#$%& BIG WINERY CALLED MOWAY & SHANDON. MAN IT WAS @*$%&# BORING AND THERE WERE NO FREE SAMPLES SO I WAS REALLY @&%#!% OFF! SO I WAS OUTTA THERE LIKE #$&%!
SO I WENT TO PARIS TO CHECK OUT MONA LISA, AND MAN, IS IT &%$#@ SMALL!
AND FRENCH BEER IS NOT ALL THAT GREAT, %$&#@ WEASEL @$%&!
SO ALL IN ALL THE PLACE WAS A @&%$# LETDOWN.
I WAS @&%$# SOBER ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE...WHAT THE $%&#@*!!
BUT ON MY LAST NIGHT THERE I MET UP WITH SOME RUSSIANS WHO TOOK ME TO A RUSSIAN BAR AND WE DRANK OURSELVES %&$#@* VODKA SILLY! @*#%&$ GREAT!
SEE YOU LATER THEN MATE!
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