My #%&@! OE!

HEY! HOW THE #%&@& ARE YA?! IT'S ME, HARRIET.
BEEN A `$&#!% LONG TIME SINCE I LAST SAW YA!
MISS ME YA PONCES?!
I WENT AWAY SEE, DECIDED TO DO A `%$#"*! WORLD TRIP...BIG &%$#@ OE!
FIRST %&$#@ STOP WAS GERMANY, WANTED TO GO TO THE @&%#!$ OKTOBERFEST.
MAN! DID I HAVE &%@#$ FUN THERE !!
THEY HAVE THESE &%$@#% HUGE BEER STEINS RIGHT, REAL BIG $%&@ THINGS, AND THE BEER WAS TASTY!! DRANK MYSELF $#%&@ SILLY I DID.
THERE WERE THESE &%$@# PASTY LOOKIN' BRITS AT THE NEXT TABLE BOASTING THEY COULD DRINK 5 STEINS IN ONE @#$%& MINUTE, SO I WENT OVER THERE AND CHALLENGED THEM TO A DRINKING CONTEST.
HA! DID THEY LOSE BADLY, FINISHED MY @&$#% 6TH STEIN JUST AS TIME WAS UP AND THE &%$@# LOSERS WERE ON THEIR 3RD!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
THAT'S BASICALLY %&@#$ ALL I REMEMBER OF GERMANY. DO SEEM TO &%$# REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT A GERMAN PUB CRAWL...MUST HAVE BEEN %&@#* BRILLIANT!!
YEAH SO I'LL TELL YOU &%$@ MORE LATER.
BROUGHT SOME GERMAN BEER BACK WITH ME...BRAGGHXXX!!
DAMN &%$@# GOOD STUFF!
SALUT!