Wednesday, October 6

Mr Toupee

HEEEEYY! HOW YA DOIN' YA %$#@& MUGS YA?!
I'M PRETTY #"%&!@ GOOD MYSELF.
THOUGHT I WOULD START A $#%&@ HOBBY I DID, SO I WENT TO A `&$%#!POTTERY CLASS.
#$%& IT WAS BORING!
FIGURED I WOULD MAKE MYSELF A &%$#@ HUGE BEER STEIN I DID BUT IT WAS %&%#@ HARD!
GOT REALLY %$&#!@ WITH THE TURNTABLE SPINNING ROUND, GAVE ME THE @%$&#!* DIZZIES IT DID SO I MADE THIS LITTLE MAN NEXT TO ME MAKE IT...SCARED OF ME HE WAS!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
SWEAR I'VE SEEN THIS LITTLE GUY SOMEWHERE BEFORE, BUT CAN'T FOR THE LIFE OF ME THINK WHERE THE %$#@ I SAW HIM. HE HAS A TOUPEE!
HAHAHAHA!
ANYWAY, NOW I GET HIM TO MAKE STUFF FOR ME EVERY WEEK!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
POOR LITTLE %&$#@!
BUT I HAVE A @&%$# GREAT BEER STEIN COLLECTION NOW!
CHEERS! SKOL! KANPAI!
BRRRAGGXXX!

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