JAPAN @*$# YEAH!

HEY THERE YOU %&$@* WOOSIES, HOW YA DOIN'?
BEEN @&%$# BUSY MYSELF, WORK HAS BEEN $%&#@* CRAZY SO I HAVE HAD NO TIME TO *#$%@ WRITE! MY LATEST JOB IS AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY, I AM A @&%$# BOOKBINDER WOULD YOU *#$%@& BELIEVE!
THE MONEY IS OKAY, ENOUGH TO $%&#@* SUPPORT MY ALCOHOL NEEDS!! HAHAHAHA!
MY PREVIOUS JOB WAS AT A FUNERAL HOME, I HAD TO #$%&@* PREPARE THE STIFFS BEFORE THE Y WERE BURIED. $%&#@! A WHAT A JOB! THE PAY WAS $%&# AND THE STIFFS *@%&$# FREAKED ME OUT A BIT.
SO ANYWAY I WAS &%$#@ GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT MY WORK IN JAPAN. I TRIED WORKING AS A #$%&@* ENGLISH TEACHER BUT I WAS @%&$# FIRED AFTER 2 DAYS...THEY DIDN'T APPRECIATE MY %$&#@* EVERYDAY ENGLISH. I MEAN JEEZ, THE #$%&@ F WORD IS COMMON ENGLISH RIGHT? AND IT IS A $%&# USEFUL WORD RIGHT?! LIKE IF YOU ARE IN A PUB AND YOUR DRINK IS *#$%&@ LATE, YOU WOULDN'T GET RESULTS IF YOU %&$#@ SAID SOMETHING LIKE: 'I SAY, IS MY DRINK READY YET SIR!'...NO $%&#@ WAY!! IF YOU SAID: 'HEY YOU, &%#@ ASS, WHERE THE &%#@ IS MY &%#@*! DRINK??'...NOW THEN YOU WOULD GET RESULTS RIGHT?
SO NEXT I FOUND WORK AS A BARTENDER...@&%$# A!! MY KIND OF JOB! IT WAS IN A @%$#$ BAR FREQUENTED BY FOREIGNERS SO I MET ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE.
ON MY DAYS OFF I %&$#@* SPENT TIME CHECKING OUT BANDS AT NIGHTCLUBS...SOME %$#"@ GREAT MUSIC! SOME BANDS WERE REALLY EXPERIMENTAL, MY KINDA MUSIC!
TALK LATER EH?
$#%&@* GOOD ON YA!