My &%$#@ cd collection

HIYA YA MONGRELS, HOW THE @%&$ ARE YA?!
DOIN' %&$@* GOOD MYSELF, THANKS FOR ASKING!! HAHAHAHA!
SO YEAH, I WANNA TELL YA ABOUT MY $%&#@+ CD COLLECTION BECAUSE IT'S &%$#@+* AWESOME!!
YEARS AGO I $%&#@ HAD LP'S BUT THEY @$%&# SUCKED ASS! %&$@* THINGS GOT SCRATCHED AND THE *%&$# NEEDLE JUMPED EVERY %&$#@* TIME YA DID THE POGO! *@%$& THAT!
SO WHEN CD'S CAME ALONG I WAS $%&#@ CHUFFED!
I HAD TO REPLACE MY ALL MY @*+&%$ VINYL LP'S WITH &%$#@ CD'S BUT IT WAS &$%&# WORTH IT!
ANYWAY, I HAVE A HUGE *$%&# COLLECTION, ABOUT 2000 CD'S AT LAST COUNT...%&$#~ A!!!
AS YOU +@%$& KNOW I LIKE WILLIE NELSON...HE $%&#@* ROCKS! I $%&#@* HAVE ALL OF HIS ALBUMS AND I AM THE $%&#" BOOTLEGGER WHO RECORDED THE 'LIVE IN EAST TUPELO' ALBUM!! YEEEEAHH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
WILLIE IS A GOOD MAN, %%&&$# GOOD GUY! I MET HIM ONCE ON MY AMERICAN ROAD TRIP AND WE DRANK EACH OTHER @*+&%$ SILLY! HE DRINKS GOOD! HAHAHA%&$#HA!
I ALSO HAVE LOTS OF REGGAE ALBUMS, EARLY PUNK, SKA, PSYCHOBILLY, POLKA, METAL, HARDCORE, HEAPS OF COUNTRY, JAZZ, AMBIENT...YOU &%$# NAME IT, I GOT IT!! HAHAHAHA!
BUT I @%&$#, @*+$%&#, %&$ HATE MARIAH CAREY...WHAT A !$%&# *@$$%&# LOAD OF $%&#!
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON %&$#! JESSICA SIMPSON...+$%#&!!
THIS WEEKEND I WILL HAVE ONE OF MY $%&#@* DANCE PARTIES IN MY GARAGE. THERE WILL BE HEAPS OF $%&#*@ GOOD MUSIC ON MY AWESOME DENON SOUND SYSTEM, AND OF COURSE LOTS OF $%&#@ ALCOHOL!! YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN!!
SEE YA THEN.
CHEERS!