HEY DUDES!! HOW THE *@%$ ARE YA?!
I'M GOOD, AS %&$#@& USUAL!!
SO AFTER L.A. I HEADED OFF TO S.F. I RENTED A CHOPPER, JUST LIKE THE ONE @&%$# PETER FONDA RODE IN EASYRIDER...$&%$# BRILLO!!
LOCALS TOLD ME IT WOULD TAKE 6 HOURS TO GET THERE BUT I DID IT IN @%&$# 4!! YEAHHH!
ANYWAY, I GOT TO S.F. AND CHECKED INTO A @&%$#! CHEAP HOTEL. AROUND THE HOTEL THERE WERE LOTS OF STREET BUMS AND I QUICKLY MADE FRIENDS WITH THEM. EVERY NIGHT THAT I WAS IN @&%$ S.F. I SHOUTED SOME OF THEM TO DRINKS AT A BAR...BUMS ARE GREAT DRINKERS, AND *@%&$ GOOD COMPANY!
THE MAIN REASON I WANTED TO GO TO S.F. WAS TOO SEE &%$#*@ ALCATRAZ...I REALLY LIKE THE MOVIE 'THE ROCK' WITH NICHOLAS CAGE AND SEAN CONNERY...@%$&# BRILL MOVIE!!
ALCATRAZ WAS %$@#& GREAT. I BROKE AWAY FROM THE %$#!& INANE TOUR GROUP THING, AND RAN AROUND THE PLACE DODGING ALL OF THE @&%$# SECURITY GUARDS AND TOUR GUIDES...BRILL $%&# FUN!!
I ALSO CHECKED OUT CHINATOWN AND FISHERMAN'S WHARF BUT THEY WERE @&%$# BORING. SO I SPENT MOST OF MY NIGHTS WITH THE BUMS, OR 'MY CREW' AS I CALLED THEM!! YEAH, WE HAD A $%&@*!% GREAT TIME AND GOT KICKED OUT OF AT LEAST 20 *@&%$# BARS!! YEAHHHH!
SO WAS NEXT PART OF MY WORLD TOUR WAS HAWAII...TELL YOU ABOUT THAT NEXT TIME.
BRAGGHXXX...CHEERS MATE!!
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