Maui

HOW ARE YA, YA %&$@$ LOSERS?!!
SO MY NEXT STOP WAS MAUI, $%&#@% BRILLO PLACE!
MAUI IS QUIETER THAN WAIKIKI AND THER ARE @$%&# LOTS OF OUTDOOR SPORTS AND STUFF.
FIRST THING I DID WAS TO $%&#@* FIND A PLACE TO LIVE.
HOTELS OM MAUI ARE NO $%&#@* CHEAPER THAN WAIKIKI SO I GAVE THEM A MISS.
FOR THE FIRST NIGHT I SLEPT ON A BEACH AS I @$%&#* COULDN'T FIND ANY GOOD PLACES TO STAY. BUT IT WAS GREAT, REALLY WARM AND THERE WAS A BEACH BAR NEARBY SO I WAS STOKED!
THE NEXT DAY I FOUND A PLACE TO STAY. SOME @#$%"& RICH RETIRED COUPLE NEEDED SOMEONE TO BOAT-SIT WHILE THEY SPENT A %&$#@*& COUPLE OF WEEKS PLAYING GOLF AT A &%$#@* RITSY GOLF COURSE AND HOTEL, SO I TOOK THE JOB.
AND @%&$# A! WHAT A BOAT! IT WAS HUGE AND HAD A BATHROOM, GAMESROOM, TWO BEDROOMS, GALLEY, SUNDECK...THE %&$#@*$ WORKS!! BUT BEST OF ALL IT HAD A WELL STOCKED BAR! THEY SAID I COULD DRINK AS MUCH AS I LIKE...BIG #$%&@* MISTAKE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THEY @%$&$# KEPT THE KEYS SO I COULDN'T TAKE IT FOR A SPIN, @$%&# IT!!
I DECIDE TO GET ANOTHER JOB AS A SPORTS GUIDE. WHAT I DID WAS TAKE TOURISTS OUT ON VARIOUS SPORT ACTIVITIES LIKE $%&#!# PARAGLIDING, SNORKELING, MOUNTAIN BIKING, BANANA BOATING ETC. IT WAS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO DO ALL OF THE SPORTS I WANTED TO DO, AND GET $%&#@* PAID FOR IT!
SO WITH THE BOAT SITTING AND THE SPORTS JOB I WAS DOING PRETTY $%#& WELL!
I MADE SOME %$&#@* GOOD DRINKING BUDDIES AT THE LOCAL WATERING HOLES INCLUDING A JAPANESE OVERSTAYER BY THE NAME OF KENICHIRO, ALTHOUGH HE INSISTED WE CALL HIM 'BRADO ' AFTER HIS FAVOURITE HOLLYWOOD ACTOR! HAHAHAHAHA!
BRADO IS A @%&$# FUNNY GUY!! WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES BUT HE TELLS US HE LIVES IN A CAVE NEXT TO THE SEA! SOMETIMES I HAVE SEEN HIM ON THE BEACH IN THE EARLY @$%&# MORNING WEARING ONLY A LOINCLOTH AND SCREAMING REALLY ANGRILY IN JAPANESE AT THE SEA!
I ASKED HIM WHY ONCE BUT HE JUMPED UP AND RAN OUT OF THE BAR SCREAMING!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ANYWAY, I STAYED IN MAUI FOR 1 MONTH. BRADO TOLD ME LOTS ABOUT JAPAN SO I DECIDED THAT WOULD BE MY NEXT %&$#@*#& STOP.
SEE YA UGLIES!