%&$#*@ HECK!

YEAH, HOW THE %&$#:@ ARE YA?!
GOOD MYSELF.
SO AFTER HAWAII I HEADED OFF TO %&$#*@ JAPAN, TOKYO TO BE EXACT.
AND %$&#@* $#!%&$ HECK, WHAT A %$&#"@ PLACE!!
IT IS HUGE AND %&$#@* NOISY. THERE ARE PEOPLE EVERY @*%$&%# WHERE AND THEY ARE ALL IN A &%$#@* HURRY!
ON THE FIRST DAY I HAD NO &%$#@* IDEA WHERE TO STAY. I HAD'NT %&$#@*$ SORTED OUT A HOTEL OR ANYTHING. SO I @:%&$# CALLED UP CRAZY KENICHIRO IN HAWAII AND ASKED HIM WHAT TO DO. HE CALLED HIS FRIEND KAZU AND I STAYED WITH HIM.
KAZU IS JUST AS $%&#@* WEIRD AS KENI!! HAHAHAHAHA!
HE LIVES IN CENTRAL TOKYO IN A @$%&# TINY APARTMENT. IT IS ONE `%&$#* ROOM WITH A LOO AND BATHROOM!
KAZU SLEPT IN THE CLOSET AND GAVE ME THE ROOM...VERY $%&#@* DECENT OF HIM.
HE SPEAKS SOME ENGLISH BECAUSE HE SPENT 2 YEARS IN HAWAII WITH KENI...1 YEAR OVER STAY OF COURSE! HAHAHAHA!
KAZU DOESN'T HAVE A `$%&# JOB BUT MAKES MONEY BY PLAYING MAHJONG IN THE MANY ILLEGAL MAHJONG GAMBLING PARLOURS. HE ALSO PLAYS A WEIRD %&$#$ GAME CALLED PACHINKO WHICH IS KINDA LIKE SLOTS. HE IS PRETTY %&$$#@ GOOD AT IT AND MAKES HEAPS OF DOSH.
BUT HIS MONEY DISAPPEARS REAL FAST CAUSE TOKYO IS #$%&@ EXPENSIVE. HIS TINY APARTMENT IN SHINJUKU COSTS 100 000 YEN WHICH IS $%&#@ 4 TIMES WHAT I PAID FOR MY WHOLE %$&#*@ FLAT BACK HOME!
AT NIGHT KAZU GOES OUT DRINKING SO AS YOU CAN @%&$# GUESS WE BECAME MATES INSTANTLY!
AND THE BARS ARE @*$%&#! FANTASTIC!! THERE ARE @*$%&# HEAPS OF THEM AND THE SERVICE IS @$%&#!* GREAT! THEY GIVE YOU FREE %&$@ SNACKS TO GO WITH YOUR DRINKIES AND A TOWEL TO WIPE YOUR GREASY ASS FACE!
THE DRINKS ARE EXPENSIVE BUT MONEY IS OF NO $%&#1@* IMPORTANCE WHEN IT COMES TO DRINKIES RIGHT?!!
SO KAZU, SOME OF HIS REGULAR DRINKING BUDDIES, AND I WENT DRINKING EVERY @%&$#& NIGHT!
BUT MY DOSH WAS RUNNING OUT FAST SO I HAD TO GET A @%&$#* JOB.
SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT LATER.
CHEERS YA $%&#@ MUGS!